I am the World’s Last Barman Poet.(not Tom Cruise)

I see England downing the great cocktails I make.
England can’t stop drinking whatever I stir and shake.
The Whiskey sour,
… A pink drink to wow her,
Something fruity with pimms,
Or I will spice up your gin.

I make things with juice and crushed ice.
With salt and a slice
My drinks will entice.

I make drinks sweet, the Mojito.
The Iced Tea,
And the cosmo,
The Orgasm,
You’ll have em’,
The Singapore Sling,
Add Red Bull for your wings.
I know you’re enjoying the flavours I got.
But lets all get loaded,
I’ll pour you a shot?
Bar is OPEN!!!